In my garage, sits a beast with flair
An All-Terrain Lincoln, beyond compare
Mountains? Beaches? It laughs at those
Through jungle gyms and sandbox rows
One day it trekked the wilds of the mall
Dodging kiosks, never hit a wall
It zoomed past a frozen yogurt stand
Leaving tracks in the soft ice cream land
Oh, All-Terrain Lincoln, such a rugged ride
Over Lego mountains and down the slide
Its got more gears than youd believe
Watch it conquer the living room sea
It found its way to the depths of the zoo
Chased by peacocks, what a to-do!
Under the sea, it swam with the fish
Made a shark blush, fulfilled a wish
At the playground, it took a spin
Round the roundabout, out and in
Up the seesaw, down the swings
My Lincoln conquers all the things
But wait, you see, theres a twist in my song
My Lincoln's not a car, but he's strong
Crawling, laughing, full of exploring glee
My little navigators as wild as can be
Oh, my All-Terrain Lincoln, its a rugged ride
Over diaper hills and through the midnight tide
No terrains too tough, no hill too steep
In every corner of the house, he's king of the creep
So heres to Lincoln, my little lad
With all the adventures we've already had
From backyard jungles, to indoor seas
Hes the truest navigator there could ever be