MY MUMMY'S BEAUTIFUL
Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to reach you
Julia
Everybody's got something to hide
Except for me and my Mum
And
She runs her own parade
Look at all the love
She made
There today
I can say
'Cause I know it
I know it well as you
My Mummy's Beautiful
Why did the Vicar chase her away?
Ate pickles after dark
With herring for a lark
My Mummy's Beautiful
She's not like you, you fat ugly cow
Moo!
I walked with her today
Don't care what the wankers say
My Mummy's Beautiful
Beautiful
Dad left us here
By ourselves
To rot
Was a surprise he even knew my name
Knock, knock on the door
I guess that's just the price of fame
And you're really quite a moron
Just because she has clothes on
You say she's a bad kind of person
Hey, who the hell are you?
My Mummy's Beautiful
I take her to the park everyday
They really give us hell
When we ride the carousel
My Mummy's Beautiful
There's no way you can take that away
Dad gave her a divorce
Called her an irresistible force
My Mummy's Beautiful
My Mummy's Beautiful...
Ah.. ah ah ah...
And I'm really quite amazed
Your ham-head looks kind of glazed
You've made ignorance the craze
I can say
'Cause you see
I've been lookin'
Right at everything you do
Hansel and Gretel
On the stove and cookin'
'Cause you saw them naked too
My Mummy's Beautiful
(Really really really really ain't she sweet!)
She wowed 'em in the theater today
Hey
She's crimson, clover too
She's a better man than you
My Mummy's Beautiful
We have a lovely luncheon every day
Hey
There in the picnic grounds
All our friends are all around
My Mummy's Beautiful...
My Mummy's Beautiful...
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