Classic Headband! Rock while the machine rips your clothes to bits
Started off as another song that I wrote and then
it mutated and became evil washing machine.
Everybody knows
That machine it ripped my clothes
that's why I walk naked
down the street
It was, evil machine
evil washing machine
That machine it ate all of my socks
That machine it bit off my jeans
That machine it ate my tee-shirt
I want them all back from it now
but its - evil machine
evil machine
evil
One full basket of washing later
it's still hungry
eats all the clothes
where they go I dont know
dont ever see
Evil machine
evil machine
ooww
uuuh
spinning and frothing
sucking my clothes in
chewing them up now
never to be seen again
evil
machine
evil machine
gurgle gurgle gurgle
goes the pump
chuuwwww
just hear it suck them up
'Wranglers' have died
tee-shirts are shreaded
evil machine
Put my training shoes in
never saw them again
it went whirling round and around and around
and whining and whining and whining
Evil machine